Wrestlemania

If you have been beat down by winter, there is some good news. The weather is finally breaking and Spring is here. You are ready for a vacation to parts unknown.  But you are wrestling with lots of issues; gas prices are really high, your bank account is tapped out, your car is down for the three count and you feel as those you have been hit with a foreign object.  These could disqualify you from taking that road trip.

But, instead of getting upset, you decide to go to the car lot and look for a new or newer car. Finally you spot the car you want.  But, you get blindsided by the price.  So, you decide to bring in a referee to help you manage the sale. That does not help you when two big bruisers come over to tag team you.  One of them is the enforcer; the other is just the mouthpiece.  After you tell them to take a flying leap, you get hit with a low blow when the finisher comes off the top rope.

Now comes the main event and it is a stunner.  You are ready to rumble. You each dance around the squared circle, vying for position.  He wants to body slam you and you want to put the sleeper hold on him. It is a real grudge match. But, because you brought your A game, he takes the fall and you smack down a deal.

Your next match is a backbreaker. You have to wrestle with what to do with your old car. Your car is a no-sell because the hood is dented, it leaks juice, the windows will not roll-up, the mats are missing and the mechanic says it needs a championship belt and it will not corner or make it through a Texas cloverleaf.

Your finally hear through the grapevine that you can donate your car to charity. There is no hype, no angles, no gimmicks and they do not stretch the truth. When you donate car to charity, they will dispatch a tow truck from the stable to scoop up your car donation for free. Then, you will get a hotshot tax deduction for your car donation. You will not get sandbagged, clotheslined, or head butted. 

You will feel like a champion when you realize that your suicide drive will help the charity, help those in need, get you a tax deduction and clear your yard.